People call me a racist sometimes because they hear the things I say out of context. But I'm not racist, I hate everyone! Everyone, without prejudice or bias, without remorse or guilt, without having some subconscious reason, or high-school experience that led me to hate them. NO! I hate everyone, regardless, each for very specific and very inexcusable reasons. In fact, I probably don't even know you but I'm sure, I AM SURE! that you have probably already given me reason enough to hate you for life.
Context
So let me put mondaymorningthoughts into context. I'm 29 years old, I've been working most my life, and this morning, this Monday f@cking morning, I woke up in what I have just named an "emo gonna kill someone" mood. What is that I hear you cry? That is when you're so pissed off you could kill someone but you're just too f@cking depressed to do it. And yes I know puns are lazy writing and they annoy me too but that's the best I could come up with at this moment and at the speed I'm blurting all this out at.
And do you know why I woke up in that mood? Because it sucks! What sucks? EVERYTHING SUCKS! And people will say "there are worse things out there" and "so what? join the club" but you know what I say? F@ck you! That's right, F@CK YOU! If I wanted to be patronised with the blatantly obvious but nevertheless irrelevant I would go talk with my parents, OK!?
And before some smartass knowall says "your blog is called mondaymorningthoughts but you posted this monday evening". Yeah, well, go f@ck yourself.
Realisation
I first realised I hated everyone after emigrating to Greece, my motherland, the land of my ancestors, the land from which sprung the loins that are very much responsible for my existence today. It was here that I realised that every group of people, if you hang around with them for long enough, will provide you with a specific list of overlapping reasons why you want to murder them all. Even if you're one of them!
Before I moved here I was moderately racist, just like the majority of the human race, with the rare quality that I did not hide it. Moderately racist is what I define as being stereotypical and prejudice against people because of race, sex, religion, etc. but based on personal experience and logic and not on undifferentiated blind hatred of everything that is different. Postmodern racist I think is a better term.
Because the world is not a lovely green field, where every person is a beautiful and precious flower that will flourish into the individual, gracious bla bla bla bla bullshit. No! The world is a huge rock that is inhabited by a form of cancer on two legs known as humans; and humans split themselves into groups. We have an innate need to be accepted and to BELONG and in order to belong we conform to our societies' expectations. This conformity means you can predict what a person is probably like before even meeting them. And because of this, I have decided to pre-emptively hate every single stupid person on this shitty planet until proven otherwise!
The Beginning
Sitting at the office in this shitty mood I was moaning to one of my colleagues. I'd had enough of the way things are and was wondering out loud why we couldn't just go back to sitting in fields and smoking weed all day or something. "Oh you mean like hippies?" she asked. "No I f@cking hate hippies" (we'll come back to that) I said and carried on with my thoughts. "Why can't everyone be like me?" I sighed "If everyone was like me the world would be a better place...". "Ah, Monday morning thoughts by Chris Contorinis", she said, turned to me, smiled and turned away to carry on with her work. And so it began!
Thank you Marissa.
Heart out to Japan.
Context
So let me put mondaymorningthoughts into context. I'm 29 years old, I've been working most my life, and this morning, this Monday f@cking morning, I woke up in what I have just named an "emo gonna kill someone" mood. What is that I hear you cry? That is when you're so pissed off you could kill someone but you're just too f@cking depressed to do it. And yes I know puns are lazy writing and they annoy me too but that's the best I could come up with at this moment and at the speed I'm blurting all this out at.
And do you know why I woke up in that mood? Because it sucks! What sucks? EVERYTHING SUCKS! And people will say "there are worse things out there" and "so what? join the club" but you know what I say? F@ck you! That's right, F@CK YOU! If I wanted to be patronised with the blatantly obvious but nevertheless irrelevant I would go talk with my parents, OK!?
And before some smartass knowall says "your blog is called mondaymorningthoughts but you posted this monday evening". Yeah, well, go f@ck yourself.
Realisation
I first realised I hated everyone after emigrating to Greece, my motherland, the land of my ancestors, the land from which sprung the loins that are very much responsible for my existence today. It was here that I realised that every group of people, if you hang around with them for long enough, will provide you with a specific list of overlapping reasons why you want to murder them all. Even if you're one of them!
Before I moved here I was moderately racist, just like the majority of the human race, with the rare quality that I did not hide it. Moderately racist is what I define as being stereotypical and prejudice against people because of race, sex, religion, etc. but based on personal experience and logic and not on undifferentiated blind hatred of everything that is different. Postmodern racist I think is a better term.
Because the world is not a lovely green field, where every person is a beautiful and precious flower that will flourish into the individual, gracious bla bla bla bla bullshit. No! The world is a huge rock that is inhabited by a form of cancer on two legs known as humans; and humans split themselves into groups. We have an innate need to be accepted and to BELONG and in order to belong we conform to our societies' expectations. This conformity means you can predict what a person is probably like before even meeting them. And because of this, I have decided to pre-emptively hate every single stupid person on this shitty planet until proven otherwise!
The Beginning
Sitting at the office in this shitty mood I was moaning to one of my colleagues. I'd had enough of the way things are and was wondering out loud why we couldn't just go back to sitting in fields and smoking weed all day or something. "Oh you mean like hippies?" she asked. "No I f@cking hate hippies" (we'll come back to that) I said and carried on with my thoughts. "Why can't everyone be like me?" I sighed "If everyone was like me the world would be a better place...". "Ah, Monday morning thoughts by Chris Contorinis", she said, turned to me, smiled and turned away to carry on with her work. And so it began!
Thank you Marissa.
Heart out to Japan.
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